Entry: Captaining the Failboat 5.11.2009

Unfortunately, Obama acquired a sinking ship: an aging, badly-maintained vehicle taking on water from dozens of different leaks.  He and his crew are bailing as fast as they can, but new leaks keep springing up, and the passengers are agitated and rowdy, which only makes things more difficult.  Some have already gone overboard, and others probably will.  I'm sitting tight for now, but looking about rather nervously for a lifeboat.  I've heard rumors that some exist, but haven't found one yet.


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